"And this purple wedge represents my screen time in comparison to other characters. As you can see I do not receive the least screen time of the main cast, nor am I the most popular pony (as detailed in chart 42-B). However the combination of these data sets will reveal that overall satisfaction with the show could be increased by giving me more scenes."
Well, concluding that would have to factor in a whole load of stuff that doesn't really fit in the world of Equestria. That would be rather messy. How about the Equestrian National Party, er somethin'?